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The first words out of Sean Connery’s mouth in his fifth turn as British secret agent James Bond set the tone for the worst films in the entire franchise and certainly the lowest point for Connery in the role – even including his work in the non-canonical “Never Say Never Again” released in 1983.
Racial insensitivity – or in a truer sense, outright racism – is rarely more apparent in the series than in “You Only Live Twice,” loosely based on the Ian Fleming novel and written for the screen by celebrated children’s novelist Roald Dahl, who had never tried his hand at a screenplay before Fleming asked him.
Director Lewis Gilbert’s first 007 feature has Bond trample his way across Japan following leads to try and stop the hijacking of American and Soviet spacecraft that might lead to World War III on a nuclear level.
Over the course of the film, Bond is shown having an affinity for sake served at the proper temperature and a disdain for Siamese vodka, training in the martial arts
When Dahl requires him to alter his appearance to blend in as a poor Japanese fisherman, things go terribly wrong as a team of women in kimonos apply makeup to change the curvature of his eyes and fit him with a short haired wig cut in traditional style. Dahl could have easily written around this plot problem by having Bond live remotely away from the village he hides out in, but intentionally opts to “immerse” the character in the culture which feels even more inappropriate than the sexism that pervades the series.
Other attempts are made to celebrate Japanese culture, showcasing a traditional sumo wrestling match Bond and Aki attend early in the film before meeting Henderson, but this is later undercut with the laughable notion of ninjas armed with pistols and throwing stars ridiculously raiding Blofeld’s lair.
Visibly bored in the role of Bond, “You Only Live Twice” is the clear weak link in the Connery era of the franchise as the star expressed a desire to not return to the series after “Thunderball” until producers Albert R. Broccoli and Harry Saltzman increased his salary.
Dialogue doesn’t quite have the same zip that it used to and Connery essentially goes through the paces in a role that feels less charming, less energized, less James Bond than the character he created over the prior four installments.
Perhaps the fatigue of his fifth turn in the role in six years – a pace unlike any other actor in the franchise – or the relentless notoriety it gave him that made filming “You Only Live Twice” difficult with Japanese crowds invading sets weighed on Connery too much for him to maintain the same quality he had prior.
The first true face of S.P.E.C.T.R.E. leader Ernst Stavro Blofeld, Donald Pleasence’s performance in the role is more notable for what viewers see of him – glaring eyes offset with a long vertical scar – than for what Pleasence brings to the role. His iteration of the role is largely monotone and lacks emotional range, although whether or not this is a choice by Pleasence as an actor or a limitation of the prosthetic makeup on his face is unclear.
Tetsurō Tamba’s turn as Japanese secret service head Tiger Tanaka is largely engaging, although as per usual with station chiefs in the Bond films, Tanaka serves more as a device for moving the plot forward than an actual character.
The two traditional “Bond girls” in the film, Aki and Kitty Suzuki, couldn’t possibly be more different. Akiko Wakabayashi’s vivid, engaging turn as Tiger’s right-hand woman Aki is distinctly more pronounced than Mie Hama’s subdued, underutilitized stint as Kitty Suzuki primarily because Hama could not pick up the English language quickly enough for filming and Wakabayashi – who was originally cast as Kitty – swapped roles with Hama.
Aki openly challenges and antagonizes Bond as many of the best “Bond girls” in the series do and their banter is among the best repartee in the entire film, whereas Kitty’s late entrance and Hama’s language struggles paint “You Only Live Twice” into a corner.
Large sections of the final act are virtually pointless as Bond could have just as easily done everything himself that he’s forced to do with Kitty and the film would have been much tighter and crisper as a result.
Charles Gray makes a brief appearance in “You Only Live Twice” as a contact for Bond named Henderson, only to flip the script entirely – and subtly change audiences’ perspective on him here – when he returned to the franchise as Blofeld in “Diamonds Are Forever,” the final Bond film with Connery in the lead. His Henderson is also notable for making Bond’s signature drink “stirred, not shaken.”
“You Only Live Twice” may very well be the first and only successful film to see an action hero fend off an attacker using an entire couch as a handheld weapon, but somewhat surprisingly it’s the least comical sequence of its kind in the entire film.
The film has two notable action sequences – an aerial battle featuring Bond taking on four helicopters in a small vehicle designed by the Q Branch and a massive full-scale assault on Blofeld’s volcano compound with a team of 100-plus ninjas in grey suits.
The former battle takes on combat from a variety of perspectives, with multiple angles at close quarters that give the viewer a true range for both Bond and his pursuers as they dogfight over a series of mountains. It has a crisp, dynamic energy that gets relatively cut at the knees when the choppers start falling from the sky as the explosion special effects make the miniature versions of the helicopters almost too obvious.
Blofeld’s lair being sieged has a lot going on from limited vantage points as a super wide camera angle gives audiences a broad perspective on the size of the battle and production designer Ken Adam’s fantastic set creation. Meanwhile, the action is middling in closer range as forced perspective cross cutting has ninjas tossing grenades and S.P.E.C.T.R.E. minions flying ridiculously away from explosions at separate moments that hinders the quality of the action.
The bigger the action in “You Only Live Twice” the less effective it becomes.
In Japan, men always come first. Women come second. – Tiger Tanaka
I may just retire to here. – James Bond
Women are used as discardable tools as much as objects of affection in “You Only Live Twice,” with servant girls bathing Bond and Tanaka by hand and, in one case, literally giving up their agency and independence by marrying a faux-Asian Bond in a religious ceremony to protect his cover.
Practically canonical after four films, sexism is to be expected in the Bond franchise, but never as blatantly or as poorly contrived as Dahl does in “You Only Live Twice.” At Tanaka’s request, Bond selects one of his servants to give him a massage, to which Tanaka replies her to be a good choice as she is “very sexyful.” Later in the same scene, Bond whisks Aki off to bed in his arms with her seductively telling the spy, “I think I will enjoy very much serving under you.”
Ken Adam’s crowning achievement as production designer in the Bond franchise might very well be Blofeld’s volcano lair, a massive spherical structure equipped with a monorail system and full-scale rocketship that serves as the ideal locale for the final battle sequence. It’s beautifully paired with Blofeld’s office and its piranha-filled pool to create a visual style for decades to come.
Nancy Sinatra serenades audiences over the film’s title sequence with a guitar-infused, Asian-inspired theme song that’s catchy in the moment and as equally forgettable as the silhouetted women fronting clips of volcanoes spewing lava in a nod to the film’s climatic setting.
Easily the weakest of the initial five films in the franchise, “You Only Live Twice” helped cement the need for EON Productions to make plans beyond Sean Connery to secure the longevity of the franchise. Its troublesome racial and gender politics along with Connery’s waning interest in the character make it one of the lesser entries in the Bond canon and not a film that would draw much interest from casual action fans.
This is the fifth in a series of retrospective reviews of the James Bond film franchise as made by EON Productions in anticipation of the release of the 25th entry in the series, “No Time To Die,” which arrives in American theaters on November 25.