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The right elevator pitch can make or break a movie, simplifying several hours of cinema into a succinct teaser that convinces moviegoers to rush out to the theater or, more importantly, convinces studio executives that a project is worth funding.
What’s said in just a matter of seconds can often become indispensable to what ultimately appears on screen. Romantic comedies, especially, can be reduced to these overly simplistic explanations: rival bookstore owners unknowingly fall in love with each other online in "You've Got Mail," or a magazine writer tries to see how quickly she can make someone break up with her in "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days."
Other times, the pitch is two separate films smashed together into one new idea, a concept that usually works to a much lesser degree. "One Night Only" doesn't have a particularly compelling elevator pitch, but it does have an incredible movie mash-up: what if "The Purge," but for premarital sex?
A largely disjointed, yet well-meaning film from director Will Gluck, best known for his far superior 2023 romantic comedy "Anyone But You," "One Night Only" follows a man whose girlfriend breaks up with him on the only day they are legally allowed to have sex after the federal government bans premarital relations and implants biometric tracking devices in every adult to monitor their hormones.
A not-so-meet-cute with a commercial jingle musician sets off an awkward series of events, mostly centered on trying to hunt down protection, creating the sort of misguided hijinks one might find more appropriate in a Judd Apatow-era comedy like "Superbad."
Callum Turner and Monica Barbaro both offer solid work as Owen and Allie, respectively, though the film is rarely interested in exploring their potential chemistry as a couple. Instead, Gluck seems more interested in how the awkwardness of their circumstances repeatedly forces them back toward one another.
"One Night Only" creates a series of awkward vignettes that feel like ideas a studio writers' room might spitball during a brainstorming session before simply mashing them together into a 102-minute feature. Audiences rarely see Turner and Barbaro on screen at the same time, and Gluck's attempts to fluidly interweave the two separate storylines ultimately do a disservice to both characters, as well as to the genuine effort each actor puts into the performances.
The film's largely forgettable ensemble cast includes "Stranger Things" star Maya Hawke as Malika, Owen's ex-girlfriend, alongside a bizarre subplot involving Molly Ringwald and "Reading Rainbow" host LeVar Burton in scandalous moments that feel more like stunt casting for a cheap laugh than anything else.
The problem isn't just with the billing, but with what audiences are actually getting. "One Night Only" is a sex comedy where almost no one engages in intimacy, a romantic comedy where two people don't really even fall in love, and an alternate-future science-fiction film that doesn't bother to explain or provide commentary on why or how the film's no-premarital-sex premise would be implemented by a federal government.
As a result, the whole movie is a floundering mess that doesn't really even hold up to the mediocre comedies released on Netflix on a weekly basis and feels like further proof of the longstanding perception that studios dump the films they have the least confidence in during a month when summer vacations are ending.
"One Night Only" isn't a bad film, per se; it's just a wildly incomplete, unnecessary one, and slightly disappointing coming from a filmmaker whose previous rom-com did a much better job with both premise and comedy. On the whole, "One Night Only" is largely forgettable and best served for an at-home viewing when it eventually becomes available on a streaming service.
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